When I get inspired I wanna go home and shave my head and dye it blue. Willow may cry though- so... Maybe a light fuschia

— P!nk (@Pink) November 29, 2012

I want a baby tiger.

— Adam Levine (@adamlevine) November 29, 2012

Allow me to say what @benaffleck can't now that he's back on top after being verbally hogtied by haters&critics for years. "SUCK IT."

— Dane Cook (@DaneCook) November 28, 2012

HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY TO MY BROTHER @yungskeeter All he wants for his birthday is a big booty ho, someone help a brotha out!

— Katy Perry (@katyperry) November 27, 2012

Hey what do you call bugs in france? French Flies

— Bruno Mars (@BrunoMars) November 29, 2012

Hey if a Hindu makes a doo doo is it called a hindoodoo?

— Bruno Mars (@BrunoMars) November 29, 2012

Just tried reading a hotel shampoo bottle an arms length away from my face to check if I still need contacts-Turns out I do. Eventful night.

— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) November 26, 2012

Thank u @iamwill for being such an inspiration & dream to work with. Tonight is a big moment 4 us & the AMAZING fans :) #ScreamAndShoutVideo

— Britney Spears (@britneyspears) November 29, 2012

When did the term"cheesy"become negative? I've never eaten anything that was "cheesy"or "really cheesy" that wasn't awesome. Poor cheese.

— Brad Paisley (@BradPaisley) November 27, 2012